Looking For Love





I'm just your plain old guy, who's looking for love.
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I must admit, I do have my faults.
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Like everyone else, I try to play it cool.
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But every now and then I get caught doing something ... odd?
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I ain't too particular or too picky, any model would do.

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When I see one that I like ... I make my move.
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I don't know why, but I usually get rejected.
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There were strong suggestions from my friends that ...
a girl like that will find me attractive when pigs fly.
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So back on the saddle again.
I knew it was time to show my sensitive side.
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But that doesn't always work either.
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Women seems to get the impression that I'm not trust worthy.
I'm not too sure where they got that from.
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Don't worry, looking sincere and honest can be faked.
I just need patience.
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